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Brad Pitt’s Got a Stunt Double That I Totally Wouldn’t Do

photo of brad pitt and his stunt double pictures
… Because really, he’s kind of frightening on the whole, isn’t he? He kind of looks like he wants to kill Brad Pitt and slip easily into his life as the husband-to-be to Angelina Jolie and father to all of those cute kids, right? Well, I wouldn’t put it past him, anyway. He slightly (seriously—only SLIGHTLY) resembles Brad Pitt, and not even enough to call him a poor lady’s Brad Pitt. No, I’m sure some people wouldn’t kick this guy out of bed, but this chick right here would. Eek.

This is Brad Pitt on the set of his new movie, The Counselor, where his stunt double leers in an unconvincingly-Brad Pitt-kind of way. Creeper.

In new Brad Pitt-wedding news, word has it that Brad and Angelina may not be getting married in New Orleans after all, but in the South of France, where their other home is. From Mr. Paparazzi:

According to reports Brad has flown in a team of builders to his pad in the South of France to get things ready for his big day.

Apparently it’s Brad who has picked everything for the 20 guests who will be attending, including hymns and placemats.

A source said: “Angelina isn’t so bothered about when they tie the knot – it’s Brad who is piling on the pressure.

“He wants the main house to be finished when the event takes place, even though the close friends and relatives who are invited aren’t the types to care.

“He wants everything to be absolutely perfect.”

No doubt. But I’d like the opportunity to maybe see some of the wedding fallout first-hand, and as I told you guys, I’m headed to New Orleans in September. What greater end-of-summer present could there be for me to witness those celebrating the marital union of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? To Brad and Angelina, think it over, guys. Sleep on it. Don’t make any rash decisions, OK?

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  • I do not know why many claimed that Pitt was somehow worried with his double because he looks almost perfectly alike. maybe pitt is a bit jealous:)