It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Terry
“Now that I’ve ripped out Rob’s heart, he probably won’t need his balls either.”
First runner-up: James
“OMG! I forgot to concentrate on my breathing.. whew.. That would have like, sucked!”
Second runner-up: Nevarre
“I’m Kristen Stewart ! Now do what I say and roll your little ass into the hole.”
Congrats to Terry! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
i uhhh…. swear mr president, sir… your majesty… its not what it looks like!!
Shiiiiiit woman! Whatcha you been eatin’?
like a good neighboor state farm is there! on the court… shooting the slam dunk that wins the game!!!
Meet me at the Total Experience in one half an hour.
Now I can see why they call you ‘The King’!
Gime me a ‘King’ over a ‘President’ any day!
james:”u kan slap my ass if u want 2 nobody’s looking”
Michelle:”oh well kome on lets do it”
yea, I’m tappin it…
Michelle: “Have you gotten the picture yet? COME ON.”
LeBron: “Ugh.”
Lebron: Damn I hope Kobe’s not looking.
Dammm Mr President your mommms is gettin all handsy. Oh sorry this is your wife? the one from the white house? Dammmmmmm
On 3 I’ma fall backward and we’ll see how toned those arms are.
Yeah….Le’bron, Bama’s gon be out of town with Bill Clintons husband Hillary over the weekend….it’s gon be on and poppin at my house in Chicago!!!
I couldn’t resist…I have to give another caption….here it goes…
Michelle; “Dayum Lebron move over a lil bit, let me see what you working wit”…ummm hmmm!!!
Lebron; “Hurry up “Woman” Obama and my Mama are both looking at us…shyyyt..”
LOOOOOOOOOL
Me and Mrs. Obama… We got a thing goin’ on… We both know that it’s wrong, but it’s much too strong to let go now…
“This was a thirty-minute hug to map out. To make sure Le’bron wasn’t able to get any boob action. The first tweny minutes, went into the planning… The last ten minutes went into putting the plan into motion.
Ten minutes after this pic was taken, Le’bron tweeted a pic of the first lady, saying that he had “hit” that.”- Secret Serviceman Bill
lol! but why did he avert his eyes (and entire head)?
Sasquatch finally meets mate.
You-da firss lady but yo breaf-a stinkin’, Dayum!!!
Lebron: Hey Michelle you wanna go back to the Oval Office? I’ve got a cigar for your humidor! By the way, get rid of these clothes when we’re done!!
Barack, we homeboys;right!
“should I tell her she could afford to lose like 10 pounds? Or that Oprah gotta better booty?… nahhhh”
Its OK if we do it just once. I heard Barack used to party with Tiger.
I’m not worried about Obama but the secret service scares the hell out of me!
Hey relax, baby. There are worse things than finding out your grandparents were cannibals.
Christ, this bitch is fatter than Shaq’s ass when I do him from behind.
Christ, this bitch is fatter than Shaq’s ass when I do him from the back.
Ah, Where’s Obama?……Tell your husband, I got a new pair of athletic shoes and I ain afraid to use em……
She fell for me……and I can’t get it up………
Damn, anybody notice, the First Lady Hugging me…..Yep,…ahh Yep they notice….
And they talked about Gabby Douglas’s Hair……
Okay now, let mommy see of you made poopies in your diaper….
Man…why you cock blocking? You know that if you weren’t taking those pics I would be all up in the first puss right now.
You all suck.
Just like your mother, only she does it for money.
“Barack I got your bitch” “Most loved black man on the planet my ass” lol
The Pres lookin’? Ima ’bout to steal a ride on Motorboat One…