And if *that* wasn’t a horrifying enough prospect for you, you need to check out these photos of Octomom at her classy Florida strip gig. This photo, for example:
LOL at the trashy young chick with cornrows hanging on a dude that could be her smutty grandpa (maybe) or her nasty old uncle (definitely) while he’s all like, “Whatevs, girl. I’m just chilling. You know how I do.”
And then you have this one:
Where it’s like, is that even an ass? Or is that some kind of weird, hard, polycarbonate ass-mask that’s made to look like a … well, an ass? Honestly, check it out in this one:
Right? Right? BEEFCAKE.
Then you have the next few, which I’ll gladly just lay down right here for you:
And it’s because I’m into punishing you guys as much as I am into punishing me. OK? Fair enough? Can we all just agree that these photos are downright horrifying?