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Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of channing tatum and matthew mcconaughey pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Saxxy
Listen, I’m saying my chick bad, my chick hood
My chick do stuff that yo’ chick wish she could
My chick bad, better than yours
My chick do stuff that I can’t even put in words

First runner-up: MRyan
“yours”, “words”. Yours. Words. Yours, words? Yours, whores!!! Turds, words!!! Yours, DOORS!!! Words, BIRDS!!! Yours, words?

Second runner-up: Lurker
“I have to get it just right, just like how Brandi did it. Wait, Brandi had her right leg crossed over her left; got it! Red jeggings, black tank, black shoes…Check! Check! Check! Denim jacket in left hand just like so…Perfect! Helmet…yep, that’s it! Okay, I’m ready, take the pic. I hope Brandi reads my shirt!”

Congrats to Saxxy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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  • Hey babe, you the one who’s gonna be our filling in the Channing-Matthew sandwich? Alriiiiight.

  • Shakin my ball sack brings all the girls to the bar
    but my lip gloss is shinier than yours
    Damn right it’s shinier than yours
    I can teach you
    But I’ll have to charge

  • With all the hype of Magic Mike, Channing Tatum’s ego grew arms….watch em flex all the way to the sequal.

  • Whose got the vagina? (Hint: He has a pair of arms growing out of his head) Whose got the mangina? (Hint: He’s the one that got the hand job from the multitasker that can do a bj and hj while buried in cement from the neck down.

  • Sorry ladies, Channing Tatum is no longer as hunky as he use to be. He now has arms for ears and grew a little singing head like the one on the commercial. Oh yeah, he’s also dating Matthew MyGodI’mGay, uh, I mean McConaughey. Sing along with him ladies, “Hey Baby I want that car”!

  • Surprisingly, Matthew doesn’t know how to go down on fellow male stripper. Which is male stripper 101