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21My Entire Year is Ruined

photo of adrien brody and lara leito pictures
See that picture up there? It’s Adrien Brody. And his new girlfriend. And they’re doing a really good job of feeling each other up on a boat in Saint Tropez. And now I want to punch myself in the face for having had to see this today, on a Friday, when the rest of the week had gone so well.

And what the hell is this!

photo of adrien brody getting a hand job pictures
I’m not going to even pretend to have an answer for that.

Adrien’s new girlfriend’s name is Lara Leito, and she’s a nobody as far as I’m aware, and this is the kind of stuff that she puts up on her Tumblr account:

photo of marry me pictures
So that probably means that she’s angling to marry Adrien Brody, and if MY Adrien Brody decides to go ahead and marry this vapid-looking bitch (I mean come on, check out this photo):

photo of lara leito pictures
Then I seriously might have to … I don’t know, reconsider the irrational passion I hold within my heart for dear, sweet confused Adrien Brody, who’s probably just looking for a nice girl to settle down with.

And it’s not this bitch:


Come on. Can we say “fake”? Does this photo of a poor, worn-out Adrien tell you guys nothing?


Man. Sadness, guys. SADNESS.

July 6, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Adrien Brody, Lara Leito

21 Responses to “My Entire Year is Ruined”

  1. Susan says:

    She seems to be really into him in the yacht photos. Prob good for his ego. Most definitely looks vapid, if you look at photoset on zimbio they really don’t seem to have much to say to each other.

    Maybe he doesn’t like smart women even though he’s smart. It happens, sadly.

  2. Sadie says:

    Dumb question – we haven’t see Adrien in anything in YEARS have we? How is he existing day to day without a steady paycheck? Or is he like one of those yacht girls we hear so much about but yeah he’s a boy.???

  3. Susan says:

    He’s been in lots of films, not all of them successful at the box office. Last successful at box office (inc international) was prob Predators in 2010. Check out his filmography
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004778/

    He’s also been doing modelling work like a Lacoste campaign in Europe, Elle Men Korea, China, a Prada fashion show, and the Gillette ads. i doubt very much he’s hurting for cash, net worth estimated at $40 mil without all of his latest gigs.

  4. Chuck says:

    Sarah – that second photo above (i.e. the prison pose) raises a couple questions about your boy.

  5. Come on now…How is she “vapid-looking”? Because she’s pretty? Unlike most of our beloved Hollywood starlets, she has real hair and real body parts. I think someones jealous…

  6. blasted1 says:

    Well……she sure looks like she knows her way around some swim-trunks! She doesn’t look a day over 16, by the way.

  7. STFU says:

    those skinny betches in the bathroom photo were totally doin’ blow together just moments before the pic was snapped #YOUKNOWIT

  8. Susan says:

    Btw she’s since removed the pic of her and Adrien you posted (looks to be taken on may 23 de grisogono party from his clothes) and the ‘marry me’ gushing, both of which she posted right after she met him. Glad you got them before she removed them. I wonder why she got rid of them?

    Always dating young bimbos instead of quality women. I’m starting to think he’s really is a douche and I was a fan once. Dumb sexist pig at least this time he got caught with his ass getting washed by his latest “girlfriend”.

    • Sarah says:

      She probably got rid of them because she realized it made her look like a tool. LOL Or—hope of all hopes!—maybe they broke up!

      But yeah, I’m really unhappy with his lady choices lately. I’m not saying that these gals don’t have some kind of appeal other than what they’ve got going on from the neck down, but damn. He’s not really breaking any kind of ground with his choices here. They all look the same.

      • Susan says:

        I think that compared to him the latest ones have seemed like morons. This girl Lara on her facebook page describes herself as “one of the loneliest people in the world” and that she cries because “it hurts to be her.” What is she, 17? All this while posting about pretty fashion things and cookies on her tumblr. Going to Cannes, Monaco Grand Prix, Ibiza. Poor her. Apparently not too aware of real problems out in the world.

        Doesn’t quite scream QUALITY, does it. And he’s almost 40, wouldn’t hurt for him to seek out some maturity. How about say a 12 yr dif and go for a GASP 28 yr old.

  9. Susan says:

    BTW in case you haven’t seen it yet, looks like they haven’t broken up. Check out the justjared article and comments:
    http://www.justjared.com/2012/07/22/adrien-brody-shopping-stroll-with-lara-lieto/

    Mr. Brody looking like a douche dating a teenager to plenty of people. He’s disappointing.

  10. Kevin says:

    Well… i don’t get you people hating on her… She’s so beautiful and it doesn’t look like they’re posing for cameras and she is someone pretty important.. I heard from people that she is well known in Monaco and her family is very rich, so i don’t think that she’s with Adrien because she’s lacking some money phahaha And i’m pretty sure that any kind of guy would want to be with his gf on the boat surrounded with love care !

  11. Susan says:

    I didn’t know that being from a rich family was equivalent to being ‘important’, and the issue isn’t whether she has money or not. Not even interested in trashing her, she may be a decent enough girl for all I know. From what I’ve seen she’s very much her age (whatever it is, but let’s just say that she probably still skateboards), is intellectually undeveloped and superficial (i.e., she’s into hip hop, MJ, will smith, clothes, luxury cars, surfing and cookies and that’s about the gist of it from what I gleaned on tumblr). Adrien Brody comes across like an intellectual with some depth, and he’s 40. I think it’s the match that people have reacted to. If she had been with Adrien Grenier I doubt anyone would think anything much. I bet most people expect to see AB with someone with brains, class, maturity, accomplishments etc. not some run of the mill rich good looking superficial young chick. Maybe we’re all giving him too much credit.

    At any rate in the last few weeks he’s been photographed solo and spotted socializing sans gf, so it may all be a done deal by now. He’s spent a couple of months with bimboish girls before so it wouldn’t be a shocker.

    • Jennifer says:

      How can you say that the girl has no brain, have you personally checked that?? haha this is just hilarious! you can’t judge a person from what you think is right.. Being young and pretty doesn’t mean she has no brain. And i’m sure if you liked and respected AB so much you would have tried to understand why he chose her at first place.. I’m sure he’s not a douche, he’s indeed a very deep and thoughtful person, so i’m sure that this girl might as well be as intelligent or even more than all of us combined and the age doesn’t matter at all.

      And you can’t be so sure that he’s solo because they ended their relationship. We don’t know all the details and assuming something we’re not even sure of would be the highest degree of idiocy. I just personally think that this girl didn’t deserve to be treated so harshly. She may be young but it doesn’t make her a bitch or someone worse than us.

      People, stop being so judgmental, it only makes you look stupid, not her.

      • Susan says:

        1. I said “from what I’ve seen… she is intellectually undeveloped and superficial”, not that she has no brain. Nothing to do with her age or being pretty, I based my IMPRESSION on what I saw on her now deleted twitter account.

        2. Who says I respect AB so much? I don’t respect him much at all let alone ‘so much’. I said “he COMES ACROSS as an intellectual with some depth”. Fact is that his personal life has eroded whatever respect I had for him, beginning with his documented flirtation with queen of trashy bimbos Paris Hilton. I was not the only one shocked, not the only one appalled at his choice of company:
        http://bit.ly/TrmEzz, http://bit.ly/NgcZJH

        Since then I’ve know him to date two low-grade aspiring ‘glamour models’. In fact you’ll find a couple of entries about AB on thedirty.com. Maybe there was hidden value in these young ladies somewhere, but let’s say it’s not readily apparent. So when I read about his most recent involvement with yet another (“from what I’ve seen”) superficial young girl, I was not compelled to speculate about what might make him want to spend time with her.

        3. I did not in any way claim he’s solo. If you reread my comment you’ll see that I said “he’s been photographed solo” (FACT) and that it MAY (not necessarily FACT) all be a done deal by now. Assumption? I don’t see one.

        4. Age differences do matter. Along with the obvious challenges a large age gap creates due to differences in life stage, maturity, etc., according to Scientific American, research shows that the offspring of pairings in which the male is significantly older (11 yrs. +) are much more likely to have offspring who will develop mental illnesses http://bit.ly/OtfwgR. Go figure.

        5. I can’t speak for others but my criticisms of AB have been directed at him, not at the girl. The criticisms of the girl are an unfortunate consequence of entering the public eye by dating a celebrity (not all fun and glamour I suppose.) People will judge, and it must not be easy to be in those shoes. To be fair this latest girl doesn’t seem to be as trashy as the glamour models were, so maybe this is a sign of minor progress in Mr. Brody’s selection criteria.

  12. Susan says:

    Made a typo on #4. Should read:

    research shows that the offspring of pairings in which the male is significantly older (11 yrs. +) are much more likely to develop mental illnesses http://bit.ly/OtfwgR.

  13. Kevin says:

    Someone’s sooooo jealous!! haha
    And finding possible reasons to slander their relationship is just so low and childish. & for your information, there are just as many cases when offsprings are likely to be perfectly normal and healthy… Besides they are both young and look very healthy. Or you think that 39 or even 45 is already a grandpa who can’t have normal children? That’s just so stupid, don’t you think? A man even in his 50s can have a very healthy family and provide his partner with just as healthy sexual life..
    Let me make an assumption: you say all that bullshit in order for you to feel better? I think that’s exactly the case.. The more shit you say about someone the better you feel (FACT). That’s always the case. People always want to humiliate someone who’s better or prettier than them (another FACT). Just admit it and stop arguing and saying that it’s not true and that you completely don’t care, coz you do if you made such a big deal out of it. Just by looking at the name of the article and you calling poor girl a bitch (vapid-looking even) I can say that you’re really obsessed with the guy, but i’m sure he can decide for himself what’s better for him and he doesn’t need you worrying about his well-being, that’s for sure lol But no offence, aight?
    Just whatever guys. This subject has become way too pathetic, just let them be and stop getting into all the details that are none of your business. I mean yeah, people WILL talk, but at least stop judging so hard, It’s not a good thing to do.

  14. Kevin says:

    Someone’s sooooo jealous!! haha
    And finding possible reasons to slander their relationship is just so low and childish. & for your information, there are just as many cases when offsprings are likely to be perfectly normal and healthy… Besides they are both young and look very healthy. Or you think that 39 or even 45 is already a grandpa who can’t have normal children? That’s just so stupid, don’t you think? A man even in his 50s can have a very healthy family and provide his partner with just as healthy sexual life..
    Let me make an assumption: you say all that bullshit in order for you to feel better? I think that’s exactly the case.. The more shit you say about someone the better you feel (FACT). That’s always the case. People always want to humiliate someone who’s better or prettier than them (another FACT). Just admit it and stop arguing and saying that it’s not true and that you completely don’t care, coz you do if you made such a big deal out of it. Just by looking at the name of the article and you calling poor girl a bitch (vapid-looking even) I can say that you’re really obsessed with the guy, but i’m sure he can decide for himself what’s better for him and he doesn’t need you worrying about his well-being, that’s for sure lol But no offense, aight?
    Just whatever guys. This subject has become way too pathetic, just let them be and stop getting into all the details that are none of your business. I mean yeah, people WILL talk, but at least stop judging so hard, It’s not a good thing to do.

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