Katy Perry gives Marines boners. [The Superficial]
Kate recycles for the Queen. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna was apparently sleeping with the dude who ate the guy’s face in Florida. [Bossip]
Michael Jackson’s private letter to Lisa Marie Presley removed from auction. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian‘s airline thieves pilfered a pair of priceless sunglasses. [TMZ]
Celebrity nosejobs. [theBERRY]
Nicole Kidman peed on Zac Efron because “it was a party.” [Huff Po]
Jay-Z and Kanye West are apparently werewolves or vampires or something and go to church. [Hollywood PQ]
Mark Wahlberg just can’t stay away from his penis. Or tanning. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale used to date Drew Barrymore. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez boobs. [IDLYITW]
Amanda Bynes is going to run all your asses down. [The Superficial]
WHO’S going to play Johanna Mason in the next ‘Hunger Games’ movie? NO WAY. [Lainey Gossip]
Sharon Stone is hooking up with a child. [Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton was dumped. By THIS DUDE. [Cele|bitchy]