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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of kristen stewart at snow white premiere pictures photos
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s George Clooney photo: SG
“Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand in less than two minutes or maybe it’s just not f*cking worth being George Clooney anymore.”

First runner-up: Paul
“Anyway, a fishing buddy wondered what he would catch using a 6? 18-year-old model as bait … Voila.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Why did I break up with Elisabetta? Well, one night I made the mistake of playing pull my finger with her….. Honestly, the girl could knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!”

Congrats to SG! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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