It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Bam Margera photo: mikied
“I’m thinking if I mesmerize you with this creepy stare, you won’t notice I threw up on my hoodie a little bit…”
First runner-up: emma
“Just growing my beard and puttin on the pounds so that my mom will mistake me for dad phil; that would be an awesome skit for Jackass, man, but seriously kids my candy is tasty.”
Second runner-up: tritri
“…This guy has nooooo f*cking idea what I just did to his van outside…”
Congrats to mikied! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Val Kilmer giving pointers on his technique of motor boating the ladies.
“Aliens”
Like the ancient aliens meme… oh never mind..
Marlon Brando’s diet seems to be working, oh wait that’s Val Kilmer!
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino resurrects from rehab. “After rehab and my lack of GTL, I went from this big to *THIS* big”.
It was a cheeseburger this big! I smile just thinking about it again!
I can eat a burger this big in less than ten minutes. So shove it, Andrew Zimmerman.
It was this big and I ate it all.
Sometimes it gets so damn hot on that beach and when you reach game point after a sideout, all you want to do is grab a hand full of your team mate’s cheeks and show him how much you care.
Awww man lunch time already I want that big ass burger. You know the one that’s this big.
Val Kilmer can’t stop, won’t stop, playing paper football. Not even in hour long Q&A sessions.
Val is trying to see if he can squeeze thru the Golden Arches.
My cock is this big….around.
“No, seriously guys… my ass used to be this tight!”
Christina Aguilera”s thigh was this big!
the difference between a white girls butt and a latina’s is….
I swear the meatballs were this big…seriously, I could only eat 12 of them…
No seriously the feeding tube needs to be this big or I’ll starve to death in a week.
@ Travis McClain … that should get you the winn.
“THIS BIG…Seriously. I wanted to take a bite as soon as I seen her coming my way with it. No, not my dates butt, she left after I ate her salad. I’m talking about the burger ordered by the guy at the table next to us. See my grin? Just thinking about it is turning me on”
“Man I’m telling you, her ass was big…..it had to be bout this big around. (Giggles) I ain’t never seen an ass like that…it was nice.
my caption for the Val Kilmer pic.
I swear,,i had to strap a 2×4 across my ass…I thought I was going to fall in,,her hole was that big…
the val kilmer and the 2×4 comment came for me.
When I played Jim Morrison in the Doors movie I let my pubic hair grow out. I had a bush this big. Hehehe, the 70s was awesome.
Nope, they’re stuck, but that Submarine Sandwich was really, really good.
paper football does NOT look like thattttt
I swear I eat cheese burgers this big!