It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
“Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are conditioned to immediately come off anytime an African American man with a camera is in the vicinity.”
First runner-up: malibou
“I have walked past this guy 3 times now. If my skirt blowing up doesn’t work I’m sending my mom after him.”
Second runner-up: Bob
“Kim’s apparently the only one surprised that the drapes don’t match the carpet.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
sadly dog thinks it’s sexy to have his belly stick out farther than his wife’s tits…
C’mon Sarah, seriously? I’m at home trying to figure out the right combination of single malt and vicodin that will aid my recovery from knee surgery and you post this??? Uncle Chaz needs female boobs, camel-toe, etc….. Can ya help a brother out?
Knee surgery! Ugh! I hope you’re feeling better, and I hope you enjoyed Coco’s boob photo. I heard she flashed just for you. :)
I can’t decide who’s boobs are more bodacious.
“I’m keepin’ a lookout just in case someone sees who REALLY wears the pants in this family.”
If you’re gonna drop those shorts, I’m turnin’ my sexy ass self the other way…
OK Dog..I’ll admit your breasts are bigger..but I bet my Johnson is larger!!
“Why is she wearing my shorts and who put me in her sarong?”
not your shorts beth, your bra to hold up my belly
Damn Dog! if i suck my gut in any further, My chest might explode!!
Ain’t no one lookin’, honey . . . now let’s you, me, and this pineapple get busy . . .
This photo offers a rare glimpse of the elusive tribe that inhabits the island of the white trash.
So… I guessing dog is the shirtless one
Sooo im confussed which one is dog the shirtless one or the one in the shorts
Dog! I really have to pee. I can’t wait any longer. Is anybody looking? No honey! Drop em and go!
Ok no one is looking! Get out the crack!!
“It is only a matter of time before Dog realizes that all the fugitives they have been hunting are hiding in his wife’s bikini top. Jail is starting to sound a lot kinder.”
LOOK…It’s Dog and Hog!!
Try as I may, I’m too disgusted to leave a comment.
What is in that pineapple drink? Did it cause her to explode out of her top and him grow hair extensions? Maybe chasing after those lowlife meth users has caused them to become white trash as well. Of course not to all of the above. They just found a niche and went for it and are making a bundle with this staged, hokey, “bounty hunter” show. It’s Hawaii for crying out loud. Paradise. So there are a few druggies. Round ’em up. Make a show. Everybody is happy. Fat and happy.
CAPTION; CAUTION-If I can’t get these shorts buttoned, everything will explode. I am already really swollen and if I blow Dog’s hair extension’s will probably end up in Waimea Bay.
before and after….
Is that a dog on the lounge chair or are her extensions popping out of a bag? I’m thinking its a pooch, if it is, her pooch and she share hair color, (not Dog an actual pooch)
Is that a dog on the lounge chair or are her extensions popping out of a bag? I’m thinking its a pooch, if it is, her pooch and she share hair color, (not Dog an actual pooch).
“eww Beth really? do you have take them off” ?
“Ok babe, the guys from Greenpeace are gone and won’t try to shove us back into the water.”
Moments before shooting began on the soon the be XXX classic, “Dog – The Bountiful Cummer.”