Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: What the Hell, Russell Brand?

photo of russell brand 2012 pictures yoga photos pics What is this even? I'll tell you what it's supposed to be - an outfit. An ensemble, if you will. Otherwise known as "what Russell Brand wore after yoga." But that leads me to wonder, who the hell is he doing yoga with, Mahatma Gandhi? Or maybe he's taking tips from "tantric" Sting. This getup looks like something Sting'd rock back in the day. But of course you're thinking, "Why should I care about what Russell Brand is wearing, Sarah?" And I'm here to tell you that you're not. Not really, anyw...

Let’s Watch Lindsay Lohan Try to Talk, Shall We?

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy LOL at Lindsay not even being able to come up with an approximate amount of time that she's been sober! What the hell is that, even? Did she honestly think that Matt Lauer wouldn't ask that question? Please! Emily told you earlier this morning that Matt asked all sorts of personal, invasive questions, and yet the one - ONE! - that caught Lindsay off guard was "How long have you been sober"? That's like going for your driver's...

Quotables: Nicole Richie Remembers Paris Hilton ‘Fondly’

photo of nicole richie hot ocean drive magazine pictures photos pics "I have fond memories of that time. I was doing a show with my best friend and we didn’t really have to do much. We were just being ourselves - and playing it up for the cameras." No, Paris didn't die of complications sustained in a massive STD strike, Nicole's just talking about the days of yesteryear when she was about eighty pounds heavier, loaded up on coke and Coke and blue cheese all of the time, and getting arrested for driving the wrong way down a highway was the highlight of the week. Whee! Also, I won...

Is The World Ready for Gwyneth Paltrow to Sing And Dance Again?

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory: Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...

Afternoon Delight

photo of sofia vergara pictures photos hot boobs pics Lindsay hasn't gone out in "months." [The Superficial] Blake and Ryan go cross-country. [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna's got ridiculous fashion sense. [Starpulse] Khloe Kardashian talks about how disgusted she is with Kris Humphries. [Socialite Life] Betty White still drives young men crazy. [Seriously OMG] Russell Simmons has no chance. [Celebslam] PHOTOS: Tara Reid falls off the wagon. [I'm Not Obsessed] Who's the Most Earnest Couple in the World? [Lainey Gossip] Kristen Stewar...

Best Wishes, Everyone!

Photo: Jenn Frank, signing off! It's time for me to come clean: today is my last day here at Evil Beet. I know! Me, too! I didn't really mean to just spring it on you like this, but here we are. I began at Evil Beet in June. Nine months and and a measly 570 posts later---and I am not kidding, 570 articles really is piddling, especially compared to the work your editors Sarah and Emily accomplish daily---I am suddenly a little wistful about leaving. I began reading Evil Beet six years ago (OR MORE), and I became so at...

The Monkees’ Davy Jones Has Passed Away

Photo: Davy Jones, just a few years ago The Monkees' Davy Jones---he was the cute tiny elfin one, especially compared to that smirking ogre Micky Dolenz---has died. Jones was only 66. According to TMZ's earliest reports, Jones died of a heart attack this morning. Multiple sources are saying Jones had complained of chest pains the night before. The Monkees were a four-piece band assembled for The Monkees, the 1960s TV show. Jones and Dolenz split responsibilities as lead singer and frontman. Jones sang lead vocals on "Daydream ...