What is this even? I'll tell you what it's supposed to be - an outfit. An ensemble, if you will. Otherwise known as "what Russell Brand wore after yoga." But that leads me to wonder, who the hell is he doing yoga with, Mahatma Gandhi? Or maybe he's taking tips from "tantric" Sting. This getup looks like something Sting'd rock back in the day.
But of course you're thinking, "Why should I care about what Russell Brand is wearing, Sarah?" And I'm here to tell you that you're not. Not really, anyw...
"I have fond memories of that time. I was doing a show with my best friend and we didn’t really have to do much. We were just being ourselves - and playing it up for the cameras."
No, Paris didn't die of complications sustained in a massive STD strike, Nicole's just talking about the days of yesteryear when she was about eighty pounds heavier, loaded up on coke and Coke and blue cheese all of the time, and getting arrested for driving the wrong way down a highway was the highlight of the week. Whee!
Also, I won...
Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory:
Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...
Lindsay hasn't gone out in "months." [The Superficial]
Blake and Ryan go cross-country. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna's got ridiculous fashion sense. [Starpulse]
Khloe Kardashian talks about how disgusted she is with Kris Humphries. [Socialite Life]
Betty White still drives young men crazy. [Seriously OMG]
Russell Simmons has no chance. [Celebslam]
PHOTOS: Tara Reid falls off the wagon. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Who's the Most Earnest Couple in the World? [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewar...
It's time for me to come clean: today is my last day here at Evil Beet. I know! Me, too! I didn't really mean to just spring it on you like this, but here we are.
I began at Evil Beet in June. Nine months and and a measly 570 posts later---and I am not kidding, 570 articles really is piddling, especially compared to the work your editors Sarah and Emily accomplish daily---I am suddenly a little wistful about leaving.
I began reading Evil Beet six years ago (OR MORE), and I became so at...
The Monkees' Davy Jones---he was the cute tiny elfin one, especially compared to that smirking ogre Micky Dolenz---has died. Jones was only 66.
According to TMZ's earliest reports, Jones died of a heart attack this morning. Multiple sources are saying Jones had complained of chest pains the night before.
The Monkees were a four-piece band assembled for The Monkees, the 1960s TV show. Jones and Dolenz split responsibilities as lead singer and frontman. Jones sang lead vocals on "Daydream ...
Over a year ago, I made the statement that Meryl Streep can outclass the whole entire world. Today, I stand by my opinion firmly, and if there was any way to state that Meryl Streep is even more classy than that, then I would do so in a heartbeat.
See, Meryl won the Oscar for Best Actress on Sunday night. She worked hard, she showcased her characteristic talent and grace, and she won. I'm not saying that she deserved it more or less than anyone else who was nominated, I'm just saying that...
If you guys don't know who this dude is, you apparently don't watch a whole lot of football. This would be Tim Tebow, the quarterback for the Denver Broncos, and he's rumored to be dating Taylor Swift.
Our friends at Celebuzz initially reported that the pair were seen getting cozy at a pre-Oscar party, as you can see here:
Taylor Swift was spotted chatting up one of football’s most eligible bachelor. Who was it?
Tim Tebow, of course! Our insider told us that Taylor, who was spotted...
Chris Brown is pretending to be in a relationship with someone other than Rihanna. [Bossip]
Reese Witherspoon slams Chris Brown and Rihanna. [The Superficial]
Nicole Kidman nudes. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Wilde's boobs are animated and talking. [The Blemish]
Jean-Claude Van Damme's son is ripped. [TMZ]
American Idol recap. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie's leg takes her kids shopping. [Socialite Life]
Shocking Whitney Houston cards removed from a store. [Huff Po]
Agyness Deyn has been lying ab...
From the New York Post:
Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”
We’re told Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along. Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to ...
See that picture? You know who that is? Well, yeah, I know - the headline kind of ruined things, but it's Lindsay Lohan. Yup. She was photographed earlier this week in New York City, getting ready to film her big SNL appearance that's to air - as it stands - this weekend. And doesn't she just look great? The face, those hands ... girl's got the whole package on lockdown and I'm always, always impressed.
And you know, the funny thing is, when I wrote the above headline, I mistyped and it said '...
What is this even? I'll tell you what it's supposed to be - an outfit. An ensemble, if you will. Otherwise known as "what Russell Brand wore after yoga." But that leads me to wonder, who the hell is he doing yoga with, Mahatma Gandhi? Or maybe he's taking tips from "tantric" Sting. This getup looks like something Sting'd rock back in the day.
But of course you're thinking, "Why should I care about what Russell Brand is wearing, Sarah?" And I'm here to tell you that you're not. Not really, anyw...
"I have fond memories of that time. I was doing a show with my best friend and we didn’t really have to do much. We were just being ourselves - and playing it up for the cameras."
No, Paris didn't die of complications sustained in a massive STD strike, Nicole's just talking about the days of yesteryear when she was about eighty pounds heavier, loaded up on coke and Coke and blue cheese all of the time, and getting arrested for driving the wrong way down a highway was the highlight of the week. Whee!
Also, I won...
Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory:
Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...
Lindsay hasn't gone out in "months." [The Superficial]
Blake and Ryan go cross-country. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna's got ridiculous fashion sense. [Starpulse]
Khloe Kardashian talks about how disgusted she is with Kris Humphries. [Socialite Life]
Betty White still drives young men crazy. [Seriously OMG]
Russell Simmons has no chance. [Celebslam]
PHOTOS: Tara Reid falls off the wagon. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Who's the Most Earnest Couple in the World? [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewar...
It's time for me to come clean: today is my last day here at Evil Beet. I know! Me, too! I didn't really mean to just spring it on you like this, but here we are.
I began at Evil Beet in June. Nine months and and a measly 570 posts later---and I am not kidding, 570 articles really is piddling, especially compared to the work your editors Sarah and Emily accomplish daily---I am suddenly a little wistful about leaving.
I began reading Evil Beet six years ago (OR MORE), and I became so at...
The Monkees' Davy Jones---he was the cute tiny elfin one, especially compared to that smirking ogre Micky Dolenz---has died. Jones was only 66.
According to TMZ's earliest reports, Jones died of a heart attack this morning. Multiple sources are saying Jones had complained of chest pains the night before.
The Monkees were a four-piece band assembled for The Monkees, the 1960s TV show. Jones and Dolenz split responsibilities as lead singer and frontman. Jones sang lead vocals on "Daydream ...
Over a year ago, I made the statement that Meryl Streep can outclass the whole entire world. Today, I stand by my opinion firmly, and if there was any way to state that Meryl Streep is even more classy than that, then I would do so in a heartbeat.
See, Meryl won the Oscar for Best Actress on Sunday night. She worked hard, she showcased her characteristic talent and grace, and she won. I'm not saying that she deserved it more or less than anyone else who was nominated, I'm just saying that...
If you guys don't know who this dude is, you apparently don't watch a whole lot of football. This would be Tim Tebow, the quarterback for the Denver Broncos, and he's rumored to be dating Taylor Swift.
Our friends at Celebuzz initially reported that the pair were seen getting cozy at a pre-Oscar party, as you can see here:
Taylor Swift was spotted chatting up one of football’s most eligible bachelor. Who was it?
Tim Tebow, of course! Our insider told us that Taylor, who was spotted...
Chris Brown is pretending to be in a relationship with someone other than Rihanna. [Bossip]
Reese Witherspoon slams Chris Brown and Rihanna. [The Superficial]
Nicole Kidman nudes. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Wilde's boobs are animated and talking. [The Blemish]
Jean-Claude Van Damme's son is ripped. [TMZ]
American Idol recap. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie's leg takes her kids shopping. [Socialite Life]
Shocking Whitney Houston cards removed from a store. [Huff Po]
Agyness Deyn has been lying ab...
From the New York Post:
Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”
We’re told Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along. Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to ...
See that picture? You know who that is? Well, yeah, I know - the headline kind of ruined things, but it's Lindsay Lohan. Yup. She was photographed earlier this week in New York City, getting ready to film her big SNL appearance that's to air - as it stands - this weekend. And doesn't she just look great? The face, those hands ... girl's got the whole package on lockdown and I'm always, always impressed.
And you know, the funny thing is, when I wrote the above headline, I mistyped and it said '...