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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber photo: Mireee
“You know, girls do belong in the kitchen. I tell [Selena] every day that one of these days I’m going to throw her out if she doesn’t make me a sandwich and she kind of laughs it off, I guess. She doesn’t realize I’m serious. Women definitely should stay in their own lanes, it was the way I was brought up.”

First runner-up: Monkeysuit
“Yeah little robot guy, you like when I use this grip don’t you? Mmmm….you tell me when you’re about to.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“It was so nice of Usher to have them make a custom shakeweight for me.”

Congrats to Mireee! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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  • Oh Oh. Sorry. I ummmm, I was, ummmm, well, I just wanted to see what it is like on the inside of Pamela Anderson’s swimsuit.

  • David Hasselhoff is motion capturing for his new fighting game: Super Hyper Hasselhoffchan Fighter X2: Dimensions. His special move? Hasselhoff roundhouse fury followed by him picking up the Berlin wall and smashing it down upon his opponent to the tune of Looking For Freedom.

  • “Hey, get over here and help me find another pair of socks to stuff this thing before I go out in public!”

  • Is that a price tag on Pamela’s suit? Is he wearing black oonterpants under Pamela’s suit? I wonder if the Germans know about his cross-dressing. Perhaps that is why he is a singing sensation over there.

  • Apparantley Mr. Hasselhoff is the new spokesperson for the product:
    NOASSITOL!! (side effects include loss of mind,shoes,& butt. Also the fetish for wearing women bikinis)

  • We’re filming a new series called “Baywatch the Golden Years”. The box set will even come with free samples of Depends like the one I’m wearing.

  • Hey guys! Does anyone have a fresh razor?

    I’m meeting my special friend, Richard Simmons, for a “Deal-A-Meal-for-Dudes-Only” lunch at Wunderbar Restaurant…

    You all know what that means–the Hoff’s curls have to be fluffy, his red singlet has to be clean and snug, and his legs have to be silky and smooth!!! (Wink, Wink)

  • “Wait so how much am i getting paid for this..?” “More than i got for that cheeseburger stunt?” “Ok lets do this!”