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Mila Kunis has Barbie doll boobs. [The Superficial]

Is RuPaul running for President? [The Frisky]

Conrad Murray is trying to pin Michael Jackson’s death on Michael Jackson. [TMZ]

Gary Oldman wants Jessica Chastain. [Lainey Gossip]

Jordin Sparks is HAWT. [Starpulse]

Coachella 2012: Dr. Dre and Radiohead! [LA Times]

How do you feel about Brad Pitt’s pimp cane? [Amy Grindhouse]

Justin Bieber flashed his pubes. [Yeeeah]

A-Rod’s “sex in the sun” face. [Socialite Life]

George Clooney jokes about keeping Stacy Keibler locked up. [Cele|bitchy]

Turns out Nicole Richie’s a real c-nt. [Lainey Gossip]

Paul Rudd on Parks and Recreation? YES PLEASE. [Pajiba]

The hottest Asian men you can find. [theBERRY]

Ryan Seacrest is tapping this. Lightly. [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan‘s going to be in a Lifetime movie, maybe. [Cele|bitchy]

But where’re your boobs, Kelly Brook? [IDLYITW]