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Jennifer Aniston wants to “empower” women. [The Superficial]

Robin Wright Penn lops all of her hair off. [Lainey Gossip]

Mya has “thick” thighs. [Bossip]

The Lingerie Football League wants Michael Jackson’s thirteen-year-old daughter. [TMZ]

Stephen Dorff is sad Joel McHale. [The Blemish]

Passive-aggressive notes. [The Blemish]

Ellen Barkin‘s most foul-mouthed Tweets. [Socialite Life]

Adam Levine gets naked. [Hollywood Dame]

President Obama doesn’t like the Kardashians. [Huff Po]

Chicks with abs in bikinis. [The Superficial]

Kellan Lutz knows you think he’s gay. [Cele|bitchy]

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore not legally married? [Popbytes]