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Norwegian Viral Ad: Wake Up With the Man of Your Dreams

A minute of your time, that’s all I need. Do you have a minute? Great.

Are you ready? Are you sitting? Are you a heterosexual female (or whoever)? Good, perfect. Click “play.”

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