Weston Cage is going to rehab because he’s multi-talented. [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber and his dad get matching Jesus tattoos. [Celebuzz]
Kris Jenner’s job is to perpetually whore out her family. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian has a thing against naked women. [TMZ]
What hot actress is a “massive trekkie”? [Starpulse]
Rob Lowe’s hair really upsets me. [Lainey Gossip]
Check out Vanessa Carlton’s ‘Rabbits on the Run.’ [LA Times]
Orlando Bloom’s new movie looks pretty good, actually. [Socialite Life]
Candice Swanepoel gets fat. [Yeeeah]
Gratuitous lesbian bondage? [Pajiba]
Hottest celebrity bikinis of the summer. [Celebuzz]
Mariah Carey really thinks she’s this special, delicate, unique flower. [Cele|bitchy]
The mother who chose abortion at twenty-nine weeks. [The Frisky]
Eddie Cibrian harassing his ex-wife? [Amy Grindhouse]
Demi Lovato talks about that singer she beat. [Rumor Fix]