It’s been such a long time since we last reported on Randy and Evi Quaid! That’s because the couple fled to Canada to escape from a secret society of “star whackers,” remember? Yep. Certainly those pesky outstanding criminal charges in Santa Barbara, California could also have something to do with the Quaids’ sudden move north. (Evi now has Canadian citizenship, by the way.)
Yesterday, however, a new twist: the U.S. Department of State has dismantled California’s plans to extradite the couple to the United States. That’s right! Our whole entire government is just like, “Hey, Canadians! Keep ’em! We’re tired!”
If the couple chooses to return to the U.S., of course, they can, and probably instantly will, be arrested.