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This Week’s Project: Learn to Speak As Good As Kristen Stewart!

Ok, I’m not going to pretend like I’m not absolutely devastated over Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I’ve been a little like a zombie all weekend, wandering around aimlessly, trying to find the will to live again. I thought I’d finally grasped onto happiness again a few times, like when my boyfriend gave me a bunch of sweet Disney records or when my BFF and I made cupcakes with Rolos baked into them, but no, I was just fooling myself.

In lieu of me being my usual charmingly exuberant self, I’m going to kick off my shift over here with a giggle and a challenge: we’re going to learn to speak with all the eloquence and grace of our dear Kristen Stewart. You can use this extremely helpful video above, you can rewatch the Twilight movies, or you can go more method and do whatever it takes to make yourself as dead inside as Kristen Stewart. I think it’ll be fun for everyone, don’t you?!

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