“If you were to ask me to remove my Philip Treacy hat at a party, in truth it’s the emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver.”
Um, call me totally ignorant, but I don’t even know what a Philip Treacy hat is. I mean, I can use those mad context clue skills learned back in second grade to determine that 1) it’s a hat, and 2) it was either made, or endorsed, by one Philip Treacy, but that’s all I’ve got on that. Moreover, why does this broad have to be so damn dramatic all the time? “… The emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver”?