Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
Jun 21, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”

First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”

Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”

Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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11 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Dillon says:
    June 21, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Crap, what was that joke I do about Burger King again? Sweet and sour sour sauce in my… Sweet and sour sauce in my….

    Reply
  2. evilbeetdouche says:
    June 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    “Hey Dunn, I left my phone in the bar. I’ll drive myself.”
     
    Is it too soon?

    Reply
  3. Ted B. Christenson says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:29 am

    “Hm. Whose joke should I steal today. Demetri Martin? No, he does them better. Louis CK? No, his jokes are too smart for me. Ooh! Chris Rock! I wonder if anyone will notice me using his Black jokes…”

    Reply
  4. penguin says:
    June 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    “I think I parked over there, but did I?…I’m too thunk to drink right now. Damn”

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  5. penguin says:
    June 24, 2011 at 6:21 am

    “you know what…*shakes finger up and down*…I don’t even know what just happened!”

    Reply
  6. sarah rosenau says:
    June 25, 2011 at 12:11 am

    “Are you the hooker I called? I need to get change before we go to the room, unless your worth the whole dollar”

    Reply
  7. arthur says:
    June 25, 2011 at 5:29 am

    OMG!!!!!!!! I think i just overpaid that hooker.Should i go back and ask for change.

    Reply
  8. Halliem says:
    June 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    “God, I’m even less funny walking down the street contemplating trivial occurences than I am talking about trivial occurences in my stand-up.”

    Reply
  9. Halliem says:
    June 26, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    *Occurrences ! Damn.

    Reply
  10. arthur says:
    June 27, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    Hey steve (he he he) pull my finger.

    Reply
  11. Jeff says:
    July 12, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Uh-oh was that a fart or did I just s— my pants?

    Reply

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