Perfect Little Kate Middleton is All Ready For Her Dumb Wedding
Apr 28, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Molls

Lookie what we have here! A whole set of photos of that skinny little future princess Kate Middleton arriving at the London hotel where she and her family will be staying tonight in anticipation for tomorrow’s Royal Wedding (and I capitalize those words because everyone else does, not because I think they’re worthy of capitalization.)

Sarah already said today that she and Sassy Gay Friend don’t care about Kate and William‘s big day, but I’m going to go ahead and tell you that I’m flat-out annoyed by it. Kate’s no Diana and there are bigger things going on in the world than the marriage of a future King and his girlfriend. Why is all of this attention being paid to a couple of rich monarchs?

Is Kate pretty? Of course! Do I think she probably would have beaten the shit out of me in high school (despite the stories out there that say she was bullied herself?) Oh, hell yes. This girl totally gives me shit talker/backhanded compliment giver vibe. I don’t trust her, I’m over the fact that I’m supposed to be excited or intrigued by this whole event. And Prince William? Woof. Remember when he used to be hot?

I’ll tell you who is excited about all of this hubbub. My favorite aunt, who’s “Royal Wedding Tea Tray” has been set up in her Massachusetts living room for the last week. I just sent a picture of it to Twitter, check it out. God bless her, huh?

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16 Responses to “Perfect Little Kate Middleton is All Ready For Her Dumb Wedding”

  1. saaaaaam says:
    April 28, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    she’s no diana, but i don’t think she’s some conniving bitch either. i don’t get an ill vibe from her at all and in the past, she has requested help from her lawyers to keep her life private. i think the media is just hyping it up too much and rather than fight it, they (her and william) are going along with it.

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  2. YoMama says:
    April 28, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, jealous much?

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  3. GERRY says:
    April 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    and there is no jealousy! Molls calls it like it is.

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    • Winnie says:
      April 29, 2011 at 10:16 am

      Molls is jealous, she’s a fat troll who won’t ever get married or proposed to with that bitch of an attitude!

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  4. Rachael says:
    April 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Thank you for this laugh. I’ve avoided anything and everything to do with this event with the exception of clicking this link with “dumb wedding” in the title. I like!

    It sickens me that this garbage is plastered all over our media. The “Royal wedding” is actually prioritized over Latest News on cnn.com. Really? Real life events take a back seat to an outdated wedding ceremony that isn’t even happening in our country… and $48 million dollars on a wedding is absolutely disgusting and so is the amount of money and time people are wasting on this.

    PS. Kate Middleton is not Diana. We get she has big shoes to fill… but why the constant comparing? It’s silly. Why would you want to marry your mother? Diana was just a person too… not a supreme being. I’ll never understand all the glorification?

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  5. Britta says:
    April 28, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    It’s the media making it a big deal and you writing about it is just adding to the media frenzy. Not one person I know has mentioned a thing about the wedding to me and I haven’t brought it up to anyone.

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  6. Kristy says:
    April 28, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    I think everyone is missing the point by comparing Kate to Diana. The wonderful thing about this wedding is that Will listened to his mother growing up. The one thing Diana always wanted for her sons was for them to have the most normal lives they possibly could. She wanted to teach them to love whoever they wanted and to hell with royalty. Will listened and he is marrying the woman he loves and not a random duchess. So no, she’s not Diana. He’s not Charles, either, and thank God for that.

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  7. coach says:
    April 29, 2011 at 4:15 am

    you write for a living. it’s your job and your chosen profession. so maybe, just maybe, you could take enough pride in your work to learn the difference between “who’s” and “whose” and “its” and “it’s” and all other. it’s (notice i used the right form?) really not that difficult.

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  8. Jemima says:
    April 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    I think this post has been written by a complete idiot. Kate is not the new Diana or trying to be her. As for your hypocritical comment about this being on the news and there are more important things in the world why not stop writing all this celebrity crap and start writing about all the real things going on

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  9. Rob says:
    May 4, 2011 at 8:25 am

    This freshman article just sweats jealousy. This sounds like the sort of thing you’d hear from an envious, overweight, dog of a bitch. You claim you’re sick of the wedding hype altogether, but it isn’t until an actual HOT PRINCESS is getting married, that the trolls come out of the woodwork. Nobody was getting sick in the past weddings, guaranteed. Thats because Kate is one of the sexiest women in the world right now, and you only wish you could be her!
    Thank you for this. It’s hilarious and COMPLETELY obvious that you wish you were her.

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