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29Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Heidi Klum photo: Diana
“And I was backing up, backing up, backing up … my daddy taught me good …”

First runner-up: Heather H.
“Looks like Heidi Klum found a way to hide unwanted bags under her eyes.”

Second runner-up: PK
“Does this ass make my bag look fat?”

Congrats to Diana, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

April 26, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

29 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!”

  1. Brenda says:

    “He told me it was just a rash and said it wasn’t contagious!!”

  2. Huronlad says:

    I have no idea what is going on in this photo but I have never been so envious of a green stuffed giraffe.

  3. Cor A Looker says:

    She’s so cool, she only boinks famous animals.

  4. TiStick says:

    Back in a jif with another story, kids…right after i drain the giraffe.

  5. Jaywizzz says:

    Awwwe, Mr. Giraffe your book doesn’t mention what a dirty boy you are.

  6. Cor A Looker says:

    “Look! He comes with an instruction manual!”

  7. Rob says:

    Who the f@#k is Fred?

  8. yocean says:

    “My vajayjay is Green Africa!”

  9. Marshall says:

    OMG when he said he was hung like a Giraffe now I get it!

  10. Most people don’t realize my hobby of making stuffed animal strap-ons for Rosie O’ Donnell.

  11. Marie says:

    Look at me! with a book! See I told you I could read. They gave me this giraffe after I read it all by myself!

  12. nickleformythoughts says:

    “I just hope if i stand here with this fake smile long enough, theyll give me enough money to tide me over till my next cheesy kids movie.”

  13. dan says:

    Rubbing them down here is what makes them turn green

  14. Alicia says:

    it’s all relative to the size of the neck

  15. Bikram says:

    Crazy, hot chick..

    We all know one..

  16. Ahh! says:

    Pedophile, trying tp lure in a kid. “Like this giraffe johnny? Wanna touch it? its your favorite color.. green! I read you this book after.”

  17. Lemacl says:

    “Shut up! theres a whole bunch of green animals i can add to my taxidermy collection?.. oh wait you want me to read the book? do you know who i am? Thank you but no thank you.”

  18. joeyhate says:

    I thought we talked about this, 12 jagers and you can do that here!? I need another!

  19. Dalbert says:

    I’m going to SQUIRT!

  20. Anonymous says:

    I warned them I had the balls to do it!

  21. Anonymous says:

    A giraffe and a dog bumping monkeys.

  22. Ray says:

    After a long and painful birth, the mystery of who the father was had suddenly become very clear….

  23. Abby says:

    I have everyone believing I am a girl… can you believe it! HAHA!

  24. Jadam says:

    Wow this “at home self-gynecological kit” sure is nice. It even comes with a fully illustrated book to help me understand all my naughty bits using animal illustrations. Sure wish I had an elephants’ trunk instead.

  25. 1231hyj says:

    Poke the muffin!

  26. kbinsea says:

    Look mom, no pants!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Men are not enough for me,not I am sucking soft toys dry and enjoying to my heart’s content.

  28. Anonymous says:

    I am sucking the hell out of toys,as I am now bored of suvkking and f___ing guys & gals too.

  29. jorgie says:

    shes just hot so idc wtf she does ill always want her lol

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