Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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The Teen Moms really need to just stay home and take care of their kids, and stop parading around in bikinis from Walmart, you know? [The Superficial]

Helen Mirren and Russell Brand: why are they so fucking creepy? [Lainey Gossip]

FBI files are pointing to one man for the Biggie Smalls murder. [Bossip]

Jennifer Garner looks much better without that parasite Ben Affleck. [ICYDK]

Is Jessica Alba going to be a math teacher? [Pajiba]

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis as a goddess, she says … [Huffington Post]

Now Jennifer Aniston wants to marry George Clooney. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Carrie Underwood throws her husband under the bus on Ellen. [Celebuzz]

Zach Galifianakis is bored to death. [Caught on Set]

Did Britney get engaged? [Popbytes]

The Hangover II trailers have all been destroyed. [The Blemish]

Ever want to see Karina Smirnoff nude? Well hell, here’s your chance. [Bitten and Bound]

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