Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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CONFIRMATION: Michael Douglas and Matt Damon WILL be swapping spit. With one another. [The Frisky]

Charlie Sheen has absolutely no chance of returning to CBS. [The Superficial]

Lady Gaga calls Rebecca Black a ‘genius.’ [Celebuzz]

PHOTOS: J Woww gets down and dirty with another girl. [Socialite Life]

Is Matthew Bellamy dipping his fertile pen into another woman’s ink while Kate Hudson’s ankles swell? [Cele|Bitchy]

Gerard Butler is hooking up with WHICH newly-single star?! [Hollywood Dame]

Simon Cowell SLAMS Taylor Momsen and it makes my fucking day. [Lainey Gossip]

Whoopi Goldberg smokes weed. Like, a LOT of it. [TMZ]

Lady Gaga outdoes Madonna in one giant Google session. [OMGBlog]

Katy Perry‘s crotch from all angles! [IDLYITW]

Charlie Sheen drives yet another goddess into the mental hospital. [Yeeeah]