Morning Wood [The AM Links]

Indeed, this is why we can ignore the fact that Jenny McCarthy probably killed innocent children. [The Superficial]

Further proof that Vanessa Hudgens just gets hotter and hotter every day (eat your heart out, Zac Efron). [The Frisky]

Photographic evidence that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are continuously all over one another. [Yeeeah]

I totally thought this was Joaquin Phoenix and when I found out it wasn’t, I nearly shit all over myself. [Pajiba]

Charlie Sheen will apparently be doing live shows now. [Cele|Bitchy]

Why Gwen Stefani feels ‘gross’ after becoming a mom. [Amy Grindhouse]

Emma Watson‘s got a big announcement for you guys. [Lainey Gossip]

Apparently Kim Kardashian‘s boobs look fabulous in pink. [Caught on Set]

And this is why Kate Middleton deserves to BE QUEEN. [Celebuzz]

This is why you might not want to run out and see Red Riding Hood this week. [Socialite Life]