Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This

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So here at Evil Beet we’ve got some more fun stuff in the works for you guys. I know a lot of you are all like, ‘Bitch, don’t be tellin’ me to do stuff’ when you see the commanding ‘CAPTION THIS’ on select postings, so we’ve decided to be super awesome, and in return for your acerbic wit, we’re going to be giving stuff away.

Starting somewhere around April 1st, weekly ‘Caption This’ articles will run and you guys will get some kind-of-awesome Evil Beet-themed stuff shipped right to your door if you’re the funniest. We’ll draw a winner weekly and if your caption is the most amusing, it’ll pays off.

Get practicing!

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