Chris Brown refers to his massive assault on Rihanna as a ‘mishap.’ That’s alright. I’m still laughing at his penis. [The Superficial]
Salma Hayek is now a Parisian housewife and I want to bang her even more. [Lainey Gossip]
Hot male stars go drag. Happy Hump Day. [Betty Confidential]
Pete Wentz agrees to pay legal fees for a divorce he didn’t want while licking Ashlee Simpson‘s asshole. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit, and I thought that was The Situation. [ICYDK]
What female celebrity wants to have her face on a condom? [The Frisky]
Halle Berry wears a serious crazy face. [Caught on Set]
Um, I didn’t know Britney had a tattoo there. [OMGBlog]
Awkward-ass Britney photo courtesy of Just Jared