If Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Are Dating, I Will Vomit
Mar 07, 2011 at 05:30 am by Molls

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have been spending a lot of time together recently. First they went out for lunch in LA the other day and seemed super flirty, then they went off to Mexico together for a few days, and now that they’ve returned to their respective jobs, there is talk of the two of them taking another trip together soon. The two are planning a trip to Haiti in the spring. You know, because Sean Penn loves Haiti so much.

Surprised? No, no one should be surprised. Scarlett totally seems like the “I’m into older men” type and Sean Penn totally seems like the, “Young pussy? Why the hell not?” type, so the news that the two might be dating doesn’t come as a shock… but it sure is a gross thought. These two in bed together? Ugh. I have a vomit taste in my throat just thinking about it. Like, I feel like I’m catching sympathy daddy issues from her, if that’s a thing.

Neither Scarlett or Sean’s reps are speaking about their relationship status at the moment, so while nothing’s confirmed, it sure looks like these two are, at the very least, knockin’ da bootz.

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2 Responses to “If Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Are Dating, I Will Vomit”

  1. HopOnPop says:
    March 7, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Someone should tell her that talent isn’t transferable through semen

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  2. Johnathan says:
    December 6, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    @HopOnPop –

    Bazinga!

    Reply

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