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Kim Kardashian’s ass made HOW much in 2010?! [The Superficial]

Guess which blonde Hollywood star has got some SERIOUS Madonna arms going on? (It’s not Sarah Jessica Parker.) [Lainey Gossip]

Benjamin Millepied knocks up Natalie Portman, is too busy to chill with her now. [Cele|Bitchy]

Check out Gwen Stefani’s amazing new L.A.M.B collection! [TooFab]

Rod Stewart’s super sperm is up to its old tricks again. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Want to smell like the under-boob sweat of Dita von Teese? [ICYDK]

OK, so J Woww WILL now be showing her tits to the world. [Amy Grindhouse]

Miley and Billy Ray are totally the next Michael and Lindsay – in that order. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

You’ve always wanted to see George Clooney wang, right? [Swoonworthy]