This is dear Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend, Jionni (oh, and just in case you don’t have the sense of mind to follow Snooki on Twitter, let me just tell you that Jionni is definitely little Snookers’ one true love), and this is the Valentine’s Day card that they’re sending to all their nearest and dearest.
Do people actually do this? Have I been wrong all these years in not sending out pictures of me with whatever dude I hung out with in February? Should I be seriously offended if Valentine’s Day comes and goes without receiving a photo of my best friend and her boyfriend drinking champagne on a bear skin rug? Fill a sister in, you guys.
Image courtesy of TMZ