Macaulay Culkin rebounds with a porn star, becomes kind of hot. [The Superficial]
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are, self-admittedly, not small. Take that whatever way you want. [Celebslam]
Q: Why does Katie Holmes look so bummed all of the time? A: Tom Cruise apparently sedates her. [PopBytes]
You’ll never believe who the new Catwoman is going to be. [Pajiba]
Pete Wentz grows an afro. [Celebitchy]
This is a good fucking idea: Noah Cyrus has her own Twitter account. [Allie is Wired]
Watch Octomom’s fetish video here. If you dare. And I dare you. Just … after lunch. Or as a boner-kill. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rob Lowe: Still totally hot, coming back to primetime TV. [Betty Confidential]
A literary illustration of Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone’ – pretty fucking awesome. [OMGBlog]
Serena Williams and Common engaged? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Sarah Palin’s husband, Todd: the latest man-ho in a prostitution ring? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Do you love Rihanna’s new Simpsons-inspired ‘do? [TMZ]