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The First Photo of Vampire Sex: Can You Even Stand It, Twihards?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

That loving look in Edward’s eyes.  Bella’s tender placement of her finger on his chin.  You can feel the raw emotion just coursing through them in this photo, right?

No, I’m just kidding, but I know somebody’s going to rub one out to this picture, so I didn’t want to rain on that parade. Anyway, judging by the condition of the pillows, this is a photo of a moment just before Bella and Edward consummate their marriage. That’s sweet, but I would much rather see a photo of the aftermath, where the bed is broken, the blankets and pillows are ripped to shreds, the room’s covered in feathers and Bella’s covered in bruises (Bella likes it rough, you guys, and there’s nothing wrong with that).

Probably the thing about this photo that makes me the most excited is the way it makes me think of Kristen Stewart playing a character who enjoys something. Crazy, right?

Photo via Cinema Blend

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