Jan 08, 2011 at 07:00 am by Molls

Ted Casablancas over at E! posted one heck of a Blind Vice the other day and all signs are pointing to Britney Spears for this one:

Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn’t exactly had an easy time of it with the fame game. Drugs have been a staple for the talented girl, let’s be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you’d probably resort to chemical addiction, too, right?

Well, that combined with your mom screwing your friends, and you probably would…

CircusYep, right after PPP had one of her infamous moody incidents (covered widely by the media), everybody blamed the pretty chick for getting too whacked out on myriad drugs. That’s partly true.

But get this: The main reason Powder-Puff went on that particular bender was because she’d just found out that one of her longtime friends and business associates had been seduced by her own damn mom!

This was a very hard blow for Ms. Powder-Puff. She had always hearted (big-time) this particular dude, who’s sweet, good-looking and—most importantly—truly cares for Princess. And she had also …

… gotten her hopes up.

See, Puff’s never had much luck with the dudes. And yet she’d finally wrestled herself out of her latest bad relationship with a skeezy guy, and thought she’d take her friend/slash biz guy up on an oft-implied romantic interest. Ya know, maybe finally settle down with a good-hearted, sensible type.

But just as PPP was considering how to shyly go about it, in swoops Princess’s momager! Like she’s some kind of older Angelina Jolie, or something!

It was also doubling devastating to Princess, because she and the woman who birthed her always had a jealous thing going on. Ever since they both embarked on the fabulously wholesome world of child entertainment together, mom never entirely concealed how much she wanted to get in on Princess’s money, sweat and fame. And Princess had always sort of brushed it aside.
Well, not after that, she didn’t.

The two barely speak now. And folks have no idea why.

Uh, now they do.

The die hard blind item detectives over at BlindItemsExposed have already pointed out that Ted had Blind Items about Princess Powder-Puff dating back several years, so while one might initially think this is Demi Lovato, it’s almost definitely not. And Lynn Spears? Well, she was singlin’, minglin’ and ready to capitalize off Britney pretty much from the jump. While I’d like to believe that what pushed Britney over the edge wasn’t her mom banging her crush, I wouldn’t put it past ‘em.

This is almost definitely Britney. It even LOOKS like it could be Britney, as you’ll see in the gallery below. It’s as if shortly after her divorce she just straight-up lost her mind. Now that we know that this incident was a possible trigger, I guess her downward spiral in late 2006 makes even more sense.

Question is, who’s this man that mom stole in the first place?

145 Responses to “The Truth Behind Britney’s Meltdown Revealed?”

  1. Bailey says:

    it ok.i don’t know how to get adam on.lol

  2. Bailey says:

    plz don’t b sorry

  3. Bailey says:

    all ur comments just went somewhere again.

  4. ashlyn1234 says:

    cool i want to talk to him

  5. Bailey says:

    I here.I always am.I never leave without telling u.Trust me.

  6. Bailey says:

    ugh,i really can’t get him on here.

  7. ashlyn1234 says:

    ok i wont ever leave u without telling u

  8. ashlyn1234 says:

    never mind that the really

  9. Bailey says:

    r u there.tell me if u want 2 go before u do.

  10. Bailey says:

    sorry,ur comments came really late.I gonna eat now.SWARE TO GOD.I’ll be back tom. or later.sorry.I have 2 p also.ttyl

  11. ashlyn1234 says:

    tell me the truth does adam really like me

  12. ashlyn1234 says:

    kk ttyl or tommorow byee

  13. ashlyn1234 says:

    byeee i can t come on later so ill see u tommorow byyeee

  14. Bailey says:

    I don’t know if Adam really likes u.I did’nt ask him the truth yet.

  15. pakreece kennedy says:

    Well lets just hope Adams a good guy…
    and whats a pingping and is britney the prinzess…?

  16. Bailey says:

    Hey peeps,sor 4 having soooo many comments,but i so bored and Adam is a very good guy.A pingping?Perfect for ashlyn1234.So sor 4 so many comments.I could go on and on.Sorry,Bye.Thanx pakreece kennedy 4 not being rude 2 us.U rock.I’m gonna go cuz i don’t wanna clog the whole pg up with comments.Lots of people have told us.How old r u?I’m 17.I not tryin 2 hook up or anything.Just curious.ttyl

  17. ashlyn1234 says:

    u should ask him the truth and if he says no then im done with him

  18. ashlyn1234 says:

    u there baliey im so happy no school

  19. ashlyn1234 says:

    ttyl if ur not on ill check in a while

  20. ashlyn1234 says:

    a pingping wat the …. is that why r u trying to hook me up with a pingping is that adam im not mad ill just be busy so i wont talk to u till tonight so dont think im mad at u if u call i might not anwser bc im gonna be up my grams till bout five

  21. ashlyn1234 says:

    bailey im sorry for being so annoying with all these comments im just so bored i got banned for a website bc i said a bad word

  22. Bailey says:

    Pakreece kennidy asked what a pingping is.I asked a pingping?I meant Adam would be perfect 4 u.Adam is not a pingping.I meant it a different way.Don’t feel like explainin every detail cuz i already do that.I hope i said enough 2 make u understand.Sorry,i did’nt catch that.Oh,duh,sorry.I meant u know,i already said it just now in this par.

  23. Bailey says:

    What website?What word?

  24. Bailey says:

    Hey Adam,ashlyn in our school want 2 know if u really like her without me telling everyone ur gay.

  25. Bailey says:

    when u goin 2 ur gram?OMG,ur not even there,r u?

  26. Bailey says:

    I gonna go if u not here.TTYL(:

  27. Bailey says:

    Nice comment on the awards.Don’t feel like goin there and tellin u.

  28. ashlyn1234 says:

    ill say byee when i have to go up

  29. Bailey says:

    I has a stupid friend request from this auction site.

  30. ashlyn1234 says:

    i have too go ill tty at 5 byee

  31. ashlyn1234 says:

    what im back it might be a little weird bc im on my grams computer

  32. ashlyn1234 says:

    awsome comments on the awards ones and the one were u said last name ur butt thats so funny hahaha awsome i luv when u talk to ur self

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.