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Blind Item: Who’s Planning on ‘Pulling a Britney’?

You probably would guess that absolutely no one is trying to replicate Britney Spears’ career, especially since she went hella craycray a couple of years ago, basically convincing us that fame is an ugly thing that eats even the most simple of people alive. But no! According to this blind item from BuzzFoto, at least one young singer’s people think that copying Ms. Spears is the way to become a legend.

Here’s the item:

Pulling a Britney. That’s what her camp is calling it. To rocket this young singer to fame, they plan to replicate the highs and low of Britney Spears’ career, eventually leading to a public meltdown in a few years. They are convinced they can handle a comeback better than Britney did and hope to land their sassy client in the pages of music history as one of the greatest singers ever.

If the word “camp” and her recent stint in rehab for “emotional problems” is any indication, I’m leaning toward Demi Lovato on this one. Or perhaps Miley Cyrus, who’s been behaving pretty badly as of late. I can see both of these girls AND their people thinking that the key to longevity is tabloid relevance. And what better way to keep someone in the headlines than a mental breakdown?

Leave your guesses in the comments, my frondz.