Oh wow. TMZ has announced that Lifetime is in the process of making a new movie that sounds awfully similar to the life of one of our favorite tabloid stars.

From TMZ:

Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Castillo’s new movie, “Dogs in Pocketbooks.” Castillo told the New York Post, “Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media.”

Castillo says the script is a satire … the only glaring omission from the description — scheming, sponging parents whose lives derail their child.

For those of you who don’t know what Lydia Hearst looks like, take a gander:

I gotta say, this movie feels like it’s taking the whole, “Let’s point and stare at Lindsay Lohan and her vast misfortune” thing a little too far. It’s one thing for blogs and newspapers to write up stories about her, but it’s totally different to make a two hour film basically ragging on the actress’s life.

Is it legal to make a movie about someone without their consent? Yup. Just ask Mark Zuckerberg. While things are easier if you purchase someone’s life rights, as long as they’re in the public domain, they’re considered fair game. And Lindsay is, if anything, in the public domain.

All of that said, is Dogs in Pocketbooks SO getting DVR’d at my house? You better believe it.

10 Responses to “A Movie About Lilo is Coming to Lifetime?”

1. Indigo says:

   December 27, 2010 at 9:20 pm

   Lindsey is my generation’s Edie Sedgwick.

   Except, trashier and less sexy.

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   • katie says:

     December 28, 2010 at 6:15 am

     I can’t believe you’d soil Miss Sedgwick’s name with that comparison….too wrong.

     Reply
2. meohmy says:

   December 28, 2010 at 2:04 am

   I don’t like big tits but………Damn, Lindsay is rockin’ them muthos!

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   • Bina says:

     December 28, 2010 at 4:33 am

     LOL, she indeed has some nice curves. But the dress isn’t really classy.

     On topic: poor girl, I feel for her. I think it’s because of bad parenting. *sigh*

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   • Lisa says:

     January 1, 2011 at 10:17 pm

     I don’t like lindsy I mean her boobs arent even real no wonder why people like her she’s nothing but a durty ass slut I wonder if she hasn’t tried prostatotion I don’t like you I never I never will and your not even a good actress let’s go put you on mount vermin and they should keep you stupid scancy ass in rehab. HaHaHaHaHa:):):):):):)hore slut tramp

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   • Anonymous says:

     January 2, 2011 at 1:55 pm

     i love to expand couple nights with Linsay i think shes hot and verry good in bed.

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3. Attila says:

   December 31, 2010 at 4:06 am

   I think Lindsay is a great person and talent! And walking a mile in her shoes, I don’t know if I/we would do/be any different!?
   Good luck and my best wishes to her!

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4. Hailey says:

   January 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm

   It’s alright Billy ray u are a great dad and
   Everyone makes mistake.Ur daughter just made
   A really bad choice.God blessed you with a
   Talented daughter that just made a bad choice.9

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   • Hailey says:

     January 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm

     She’s a slit she went to jail and

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