So, before I even get into it, I have a story for you. My friend and I were headed to this drinking establishment in my hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania (yes, home of The Office) and we were prepared to hit it hard with some friends that evening because we were celebrating an unceremonious breakup that was long, long overdue.
We got there early, took our place at the bar and asked for martinis. Almost immediately, we were approached by this odd-looking, burly man in his late thirties with weird, bleached, spiked hair a la Dexter Holland and a big nose, and a twisted scar on his cheek. He stood there patiently, as if waiting for his turn, and as the bartender poured our drinks, the man practically screamed (in our faces), ‘Fifteen shots of Jameson … she don’t even know her name again. She’s got a boyfriend … and he’s always … cryin’ …’
The guy – apparently wasted – followed us around all evening (even after the rest of our friends arrived), chanting his ode to Jameson. There was a lot more to his poem, but I can’t remember it and it’s way too early to text my friend to ask her about the other parts.
So, anyway, yeah. Pink wants to name her kid ‘Jameson,’ and I’m promptly and properly brought back to that night when my friend and I were practically (OK, literally) cornered by this odd, overbearing drunk man who thought that he was a poet laureate.
Good times, Pink.
i actually like the name; it’s definitely better than Brooklyn or Fifi Trixibell…
Were you at Tinks or Farleys? Im from Scranton too
Ha! I was at the old Corkscrews actually. I’m not sure what it is now, but when we frequented the place, it was Corks.
The poor kid will never stand a chance with those two tools as parents. Just take one look at that picture of those two and try to believe the child will be remotely normal (or not deal with the two of them divorcing within 3 years).
She wants to name it Jameson after her father, James, and her brother, Jason.
Since I’ve been reading that info all over the internet for the last few days I assume you knew this as well and simply chose to ignore it because sloppy, false journalism is what gets site views.
…was there a point to that?