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Breaking News: Daniel Radcliffe Is Harry Potter

In this groundbreaking interview from Funny or Die, Daniel Radcliffe reveals that this reality we’re living in is really a “split reality,” and that he actually is Harry Potter.  In fact, he identifies as a “wizard playing an actor.”  He talks about his work on his character of Daniel, and acknowledges that he’s defeated all those evil wizards.  Nowadays, Harry mostly “chills out a lot,” and talks up the ladies. It also sounds like he’s looking for a career as a professional Quidditch player. Exciting!

Well, now that Daniel/Harry has revealed this phenomenal news, I think I’m going to start planning on my move to England.  I know how to get on the Hogwarts Express, and I think I could really find my niche there.  If nothing else, I can beg on the streets of Hogsmeade.  What do you guys plan on doing with this remarkable revelation?

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  • One of my closest friends posted that on my FB this morning and I cracked the fuck up. I may STILL be laughing. ♥