Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ll Probably Be Seeing Some Miley Gooch in the Near Future
Nov 23, 2010 at 06:30 am by Sarah

photo of miley cyrus birthday party eighteen pictures photographs

Dearest Miley:

It seems like so long ago that you were a gawky, toothy, social reject with positively no social graces, who guffawed and hee-hawed with the best of the Fisher-Price Little People Animal Sounds Farm.  Now just look at you – you’re eighteen! … but that’s about the only thing that’s changed.

It’s so refreshing to see Hollywood’s top tier of uber-talent staying true to who they are and what they do, and now you can flash your serpent socket without anyone really batting an eye or worrying about a lawsuit. They’re used to it. It’s old, girl, and now so are you.

So Happy Birthday, Miley. You’re free!

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17 Responses to “Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ll Probably Be Seeing Some Miley Gooch in the Near Future”

  1. juju says:
    November 23, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    For goodness sakes, I wish this piece of trash would put some clothes on!!!

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  2. PERVERTUS says:
    November 24, 2010 at 10:24 am

    HEEEEEEHAWWWW……….BOY WOULD I LIKE TO FUCK THAT!

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  3. sid says:
    November 24, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    i wuld luv 2 fuck her nd kiss her navel yum…

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  4. roanald says:
    November 27, 2010 at 7:11 am

    when is she going to get NAckET

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  5. your mom says:
    November 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I’d lick the shit out of her asshole!!!! I’d love to have her piss in my mouth!!!! Miley, Id do things to you that nobody else would!!!

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  6. jawoow says:
    December 5, 2010 at 1:14 am

    She looks so prety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. jawoow says:
    December 5, 2010 at 1:17 am

    She is prety but I like she is horney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. mileyfan says:
    December 8, 2010 at 5:38 am

    dayumm… 18 and already sporting latex. this girl has a bright future :)

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  9. Jeremy says:
    December 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    she was smoking soem obviously really good pot & trying to say it was salvia. If you youtube some salvia vids, you will see how people really react. Her reaction is not from smoking salvia, I know form experience, but a very smart move on her part & her whoever released the video.
    The good news is that I think it is safer to smoke pot then this Salvia. I cannot believe it isnt illegal. The stuff is an extreme hallucinagenic & way more intense in every manor then pot.
    Hey Arnold S., check out salvia & you will think pot is like baby aspirin! Just my opinion…lates

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  10. Luna says:
    December 13, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I mean she cute , but Demi is a hottie and can sing very well .

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  11. Anonymous says:
    December 13, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    She is the next Lindsay Lohan in the making!!!!!!!!

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  12. food says:
    December 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    i hate miley cyres!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. monkey butt says:
    December 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    no crap!!!!!!
    miley cyres
    10 place
    taylor swift 1 place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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