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Some People Really Dislike Bristol Palin

A photo of Bristol Palin

First there was the guy who shot his TV thanks to Bristol, and now this.

Here’s how yesterday went down over at the CBS studio, home of the travesty that is Dancing with the Stars.  The postman came to drop off the day’s mail, including a bit of fan mail for Bristol.  A staff member opened the letter, and do you know what was inside? Why, it’s the one thing that everyone hopes to find in mail from a stranger:  mysterious white powder!

The building was evacuated and the LAPD and the FBI showed up to investigate, and do you know what it was, you guys?  It was just talcum powder!  Some sweet but absent-minded fan probably just wanted to make sure Bristol’s baby didn’t get diaper rash!  Isn’t that just so nice?!

But seriously, I’m sure Bristol is doing terribly on Dancing with the Stars, and I’m sure that’s upsetting some viewers, but there’s a line between “dedicated fan” and “fanatic,” and I think we all know which category “causing an anthrax scare” falls under.

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