See what happens? You play with Bristol Palin, you get burned, turned into a conservative Republican and renounce skeevy career-making sex.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is the latest face of abstinence for the Candies Foundation, along with former Dancing With the Stars costar, Bristol Palin, or who he lovingly refers to as B Palin.
I could just die.
I have no words.
Kids, if you’re taking abstinence or safe sex tips from The Situation, then boy, I don’t know what to tell you. You just better take cover, you unruly little bitches.
I learned sobriety from Courtney Love. Is there a problem?
You know, you actually have a very valid point there.
Fuck your hand, it doesn’t want to cuddle or “talk” and if it does get pregnant, you can work that shit into a book deal.
I am totally cool with this, just as long as he addresses his audience as “dirty little hamsters.” Or if he tells them, like, don’t be a dirty little hamster. That could work, too.
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUSLY RIDICULOUS. Somewhat confusing because I’m not sure if the Situation is pushing abstinence or condom use. Either way, it’s fine. It’s just quite blurry. Though it’s clear B Palin is for abstinence. The thing is, the way they did this video, it seems to imply that she resents her baby.
geez is she on corticosteroids? Her face has definitely changed.