Ke$ha just did a little interview and photo shoot with BlackBook, and once again I just want to snatch her up, take her out of the music industry and take her into my gay bar. Because that’s where she really belongs, isn’t it, a shady little gay bar in Tennessee? Precisely. Now let’s check out some of my new favorite Ke$ha-isms.
On what’s up with the dollar sign: “Anybody would get sick of that question, especially if you’re being asked 45 times every day, but I’m the asshole who put it there. I had no money when I chose it and, instead of wallowing in self-pity, I decided to use it as a statement of self-worth.”
On her Hot Mess status: “Am I getting busted in Vegas for coke possession? Have I ever gotten a DUI? Do I hang my vagina out of my stretch Hummer? No, I’m just a fun motherfucker!”
On her living situation: “Maybe I’ll move out of my mom’s basement sometime soon, hopefully.”
On dating: “It’s completely impossible because I’m already kind of scary. Add to that the fact that I’m probably busier and more successful than they are. I’m always like, Dude, I’m your wet dream. I’m gone half the time and I don’t want an exclusive relationship. Let’s just hang out and be funny. We’ll bone and it’ll be great.”
And just like the middle-aged man who dances by himself and always wears a tracksuit to the gay bar, it’s been a long time coming, but I’m kind of starting to love her. Again, not her music (and definitely not the dude’s dancing), but I can appreciate what she’s about.