“I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage … Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us. [David] is a kook. It’s not shocking and Howard Stern – he loves him, and I’m a fan of Howard Stern … David is an entertainer and I’m sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories.”
Or, you know, not divorce. And I still can’t wrap my head around it, because I know for damned sure that if any man of mine went out and talked to the media the way that David Arquette did, and made such a total mockery of himself and a marriage in public, that I would be out of said marriage faster than you could say ‘Deputy Dewey,’ but hey. Some people have different levels of tolerance, I guess.
Anyway, whatever. Did y’all have a good Halloween? Do anything fun? Dress up in any crazy costumes?