Audrina Patridge’s mother is embarrassing, trashy. Not unlike her daughter. [Celebslam]
Christina Aguilera is just fine, thankyouverymuch. [popbytes]
Did you know that they’re making a Moby Dick movie? ‘Cause they are. And it looks like hell. [Pajiba]
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are so totally not getting a divorce. (Read: I give it six months.) [Celebitchy]
Kendra Wilkinson will not be doing Playboy anytime soon. Shocker. [Amy Grindhouse]
Christina Hendricks naked? [CityRag]
Crazy photos of the woman that Charlie Sheen was allegedly not banging when he went ape-shit in his hotel room. The most recent ape-shit, that is. I know; it gets kind of confusing when it’s happened so much. [Pop on the Pop]
Whoa there, Lizzie McGuire! Hilary Duff: in the best shape of her life, and looking hot. [Zelda Lily]
Kim Zolciak with no wig. What’s the big fucking deal? What am I missing here? [OMGBlog]
Of course Rihanna is writing a book. You gonna buy it? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Lindsay Lohan taking a job in porn?! [Earsucker]