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What to Expect When You’re Expecting: The Movie

A photo of the cover of What to Expect When You're Expecting No really, this is happening.  A film based on What to Expect When You're Expecting, that classic pregnancy manual, is in the works. There's no news about the cast or director yet, but the screenwriter is the woman who wrote Whip It!, that roller derby movie with Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore, and the word is that it will have the same sort of structure as Love Actually and Valentine's Day, revolving around five expecting couples. I don't feel good about this.  Have you guys read this book?...

Kim Zolciak is Pregnant and Starting Shit With The Wrong Lesbian

Kim Zolciak is supposedly pregnant with Atlanta Falcons player Kroy Biermann's baby. We know this because Kim asked her former lesbian lover DJ Tracy Young to raise the baby with her, and once she settled whatever fight she was having with Kroy, she dumped Tracy again, leaving her pissed and ready to talk to the press. Ugh. These people suck so brutally. From Star: Earlier this month, Tracy flew to Atlanta to reunite with Kim, four months after their bitter breakup. "She said she still lo...

OK, So Justin Timberlake Can Definitely Still Sing

After I saw The Social Network, my first complaint was that I'm really over Justin Timberlake The Hollywood Actor. I loved him as a singer and while dabbling in the movie biz is expected for any multi-hyphenate these days, JT seems to have stuck around a little bit too long. But his performance from last night that's making the rounds on the Internet is even more proof that he needs to get back into the recording studio. It's a mash-up/cover of "Cry Me a River" and "Ain't No Sunshine" that he really sings the hell out of...

Oprah Unveils Her OWN Logo

OWN Logo Oprah Winfrey is shutting down her talk show at the end of this year and starting her own network called, wait for it, OWN. That stands for Oprah Winfrey Network for any of you who can't read what the image above but can read what I'm writing here. What a strange disability to have. I'm glad I was mindful of your differences today. What do you think about this logo? I'm thinking that it's nowhere near as offensive as that stunt that GAP pulled a few weeks ago, but that she could have gone wit...

Rihanna Does Marie Claire, Discusses the Vast Differences Between Chris Brown and Matt Kemp

photo of rihanna on the cover of marie claire december 2010 discussing chris brown and abuse pictures Rihanna, all red-haired and tattooed and much different after being the object of abuse by former boyfriend Chris Brown, has settled on down with her athlete boyfriend, Matt Kemp, and dishes on all sorts of stuff for the December issue of Marie Claire magazine, and claims that she's so much happier now than she's been in the past. On rationalizing the whole abuse thing with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown: "God has a crazy way of working, and sometimes when stuff happens you feel like, 'What di...

Taylor Swift Has Moved Past John Mayer, Sets Sights on Jake Gyllenhaal

photo of taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal dating apple picking pictures Now this is a couple I could get behind! And I'm not joking! While I'm not a big Taylor Swift fan (her music is a little bit ... young for me), she seems like a level-headed, down-to-earth girl who tries to live her life as normally as possible, while being a crazy, notebook-doodling, romantic fool for love. And you know, I actually think it's pretty sweet. I mean, she's like Stevie Nicks. ... Just without all of those hard, hard drugs. And all of those hard, hard drugs. Did I mention t...