I don’t think I’ve made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian(‘s face and body and style), and though I’d rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving — or pertaining to — Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy’s got it going on. She doesn’t seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she’s definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she’s creatively involved with, and she seems like she’d be fun to hang with. Like, I could totally go lingerie shopping with her or just veg out on the couch, eating Ben & Jerry’s (Brownie Batter, thank you) in sweats, discussing our most sordid sexual escapades. She gets more and more attractive with age (or is it plastic surgery, I’m bad at that game), and I think she’ll be a mogul of sorts for many, many years to come.
So, yup. Happy 30th Birthday, Kim Kardashian — love you, girl!