And who knows, though he might be sued, there’s no taking back the words that he’s spewed. Hey, that rhymed. Not bad for so early on a Hump Day morning. My blatant craftiness never fails to amuse. Me.
Yes, alas, the drug dealer who claims to have supplied award-winning actress and humanitarian Angelina Jolie with cocaine and heroin in the past (and can you even do that without incriminating yourself? I mean, is there some kind of statute of limitations on that kind of stuff?) has sordid details of her knife-obsessed, blood-drinking days of youth and has released them exclusively to Life & Style magazine. The dealer, Franklin Meyer, states that Angelina was always as cool as ice, didn’t hide her drug habit, and had a weird obsession with dead bodies:
“We’d see each other two to three times a week when she was in town. She would buy cocaine and also heroin,” Meyer tells Life & Style, who first met Angelina in February 1997, when she and a male friend came to buy drugs from him at NYC’s Chelsea Hotel. She was just 21, and soon became a regular. “She would generally spend about $100 each time – that would buy maybe half a gram of coke and a 10th of a gram of heroin. She would snort the cocaine and the heroin in front of me. It didn’t seem to matter to her who else was there.”
Occasionally, he says, he would even go to her apartment in the Ansonia building on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, and she would do drugs there. When he first saw her place, he got a shock: The walls of her apartment were covered with photos of dead bodies! “I assumed they were real bodies. They were like places or apartments where there were murders. I don’t know where someone would get pictures like that.”
But Meyer says the most bizarre thing about Angelina was that she was obsessed, even then, with adopting a child. “She would say to me, ‘I think I would really like to adopt a kid.’ I was shocked…. In the middle of the drugs and the knives, she’d be talking about wanting to adopt a child,” Franklin tells Life & Style.
Well, now. Does that really surprise anyone? That the former dark and brooding Angelina Jolie would have photographs of dead bodies plastered to her walls? That she’d be into 8 balls? The only things that really surprise me are the fact that this man has been allowed to live, or that Angelina doesn’t care about leaks from her past. But hey. I guess if you have the money that she does and are shacked up with Brad Pitt, nothing can really burst that bubble.