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7Kate Gosselin’s Bikini Body and Other Urban Legends

photo of kate gosselin in a bikini for the cover of people magazine pictures

So, Kate Gosselin, ex-wife of herped-out Jon Gosselin, alum of Dancing With the Stars, oh, and mother of eight children (always forget that last bit), is taking the cover of People magazine yet again — but not for family drama or diva-like behavior. Gosselin’s toned, taut and tanned figure graces the cover of the magazine once again, boasting that she’s in the best shape of her life and deserves the right to flaunt it. She’s been through so much, after all.

On the topic of her dramatic figure shift, Kate says:

“[This is] the most fit I’ve ever been … I’ve worked really hard! Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”

In addition to agreeing that yes, Kate does look fabulous, I’m going to say “Sure, Kate. You’ve earned everything you’ve gotten. All of the money and all of the ill-deserved fame. You’ve totally earned it all.”  And they say that assholery gets you nowhere.

Kate was also photographed this past week on vacation in Cabo, Mexico, with her bodyguard “friend,” Steve Neild, who is also her bodyguard.  Though allegations of a sexual nature have been surfacing like that dead body that just won’t sink, both still maintain that there’s no relationship beyond that of a working one.

Good God. We live in a day and age where people like Kate Gosselin — Kate Gosselin, for fuck’s sake — need a bodyguard. I surrender my human card. I’m out.

September 15, 2010 at 6:07 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Kate Gosselin

7 Responses to “Kate Gosselin’s Bikini Body and Other Urban Legends”

  1. nichole says:

    wow. came back to see whats going on. not much of anything. none of the post even have comments. i remember when 70 was expected. this is sad beet. we all said this day was one listened. it came. and this post proves exactly why

    Kate was also photographed this past week on vacation in Cabo, Mexico, with her bodyguard “friend,” Steve Neild, who is also her bodyguard.

  2. Wermfud says:

    She’s obviously SUPER photoshopped, compare the photos of her in reality with that cover. There’s no coming all the way back (if she ever had it) from having that many kids, even with plastic surgery.

  3. You seem very upset over Kate’s decision to have a bodyguard. Just because there are numerous allegations surfacing over and over about a possible relationship it is hard to justify that as proof.

  4. tyler says:

    You people(The stinking Tabloids)are really jeolous of Kate Gosselin! It’s unbelievable how you jerks can smear someone and get away with it. It’s pretty obvious you are insanely jeolous of someone that has skyrocketed to hollywood fame without even trying. You have a lot to learn from her, IDIOTS!!!

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