Women choose to have children for lots of reasons. Sometimes a woman feels like she has a familial obligation. Sometimes a woman feels like she was simply born to be a mother. And sometimes, a woman feels like a baby will keep her out of jail and rehab. Guess which one of these categories Lindsay Lohan falls under?
Here’s the original report from In Touch:
Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom! The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”
If I were to make a list of people who shouldn’t be reproducing right now, it would be like “my 20-year-old cousin who already has three kids and can’t get her tubes tied because you have to be 21 in Tennessee to have that procedure and can’t use contraception because she’s dumb, my roommate from my sophomore year of college who told her boyfriend things like ‘You can’t break up with me! God told me that we would be together forever! Don’t make God a liar!’ and most of all, Lindsay Lohan.”
Can you imagine how crazy it would be if Lindsay Lohan had a child? It would be like Britney Spears, but to the max. Lindsay doesn’t have a father who would take charge of her life or a mom who could watch the kids when need be. She doesn’t even have her own Kevin Federline. The kid would just be one more human for the Lohans to twist and warp. And that is sad.