Ellen DeGeneres, one of the coolest cats on the planet, was photographed last night working her fierce runway tactics (I always thought the word ‘tactic’ was funny, because if you split it in half and reverse it, you get ‘tictac.’ And I love Tic Tacs. Especially the orange ones. They’re the best) for the Richie Rich Spring 2011 fashion show in New York City.
First, on the pictures, isn’t Ellen just the most adorable thing on the face of the earth? The answer to that question would be ‘yes.’ Second, they’re doing the Spring 2011 now? Like, when most people haven’t even thought of what their winter wardrobes will consist of? The answer to that question would be ‘what the hell.’ But hey, this is the high fashion world, and I am not a part of it. And for that, I am thankful — though I love Ellen a lot, I’d kill myself before wearing a tiny hat like hers.