And by ‘eat my hat,’ I clearly mean ‘eat a gun,’ but didn’t think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss’s attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I’m not looking to get anyone fired today, you know.
Anyway, Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none other than Jesse James. I mean, yeah, Von D could very well be carrying the child of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, because I’ve heard that Nazi reproductive organs can do some pretty creepy telepathic things, but I’m sort of doubting that.
What are they basing their speculation upon, you’re wondering? The apparent “baby bump” that Von D was sporting when the couple went public with their hand-holding and sloppy-smooching last week, which we covered here at EB.
But me? Nah. I don’t think it’s a baby bump. I think Kat just likes to eat entire cans of Pringles (ranch, notably, as they’re my favorite and fuck, this is my half-baked explanation) on the couch while she and Jesse play Scrabble and Sudoku night in and night out.
Your thoughts — is Kat carrying the spawn of
Satan Jesse, or is the absurd rumor mill at it again? Check out the photos and decide for yourself.
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knowing this fame whore, she’s probably pushing her tummy out JUST so people will write about her. i’d put money on that…
She’s looked a couple months preggo for years, what with that soft flabby belly she’s so fond of showing off.
I knoww! That chick needs to stop removing the lower half of all her shirts.
didn’t she get her tubes tied a few years ago?
I remember in one of her show she said she had her tubes tied because she didin’t want kids!
A tool for a tool.
she doesn’t strike me as someone who works out.
probably not prego… it’s just her gut. don’t they call that a fupa??
don’t blame kat for jesse’s indescretions. he should stand alone with his crap!!!
and sandra bullock awsomely hot by the way. he’s nuts lol
PLEASE DO EAT THAT GUN!