Paris Hilton could go to jail for 4 years? Did Christmas come early or something? [Celebslam]
Did Snooki’s latest boyfriend propose — already? [popbytes]
I don’t care how much you loved Lost, I am really fucking sick of hearing about it. Still. [Pajiba]
Quite possibly Christina Hendricks’ best angle ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
Even after dating Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth is still pathetic, still searching for her life-long cash cow. [Celebitchy]
Reese Witherspoon has, what, eighteen kids and her boobs are still this perky? [CityRag]
Even Playboy doesn’t want Montana Fishburne. [Pop on the Pop]
Sarah Palin: The “Accidental” Feminist [Zelda Lily]
I know it’s kinda early, but you may want to get a jump on this Halloween by going as Lady Gaga, right? [OMGBlog]
January Jones: Not dating Adrien Brody (whew!), lookin’ like a fool. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Ladies, there’s a sweet man on the market: Slash calls it quits on marriage! [Earsucker]